Your plants deserve the VIP treatment. Here’s how we keep ours thriving (and not just surviving) — straight from Miki, Mariusz, and the PLANT borough jungle squad.

1. Light it up… but don’t let them sunburn! ☀️😎

Plants are like us — they want their tan, but not the lobster-red sunburn. Miki swears by east-facing windows: “Morning light’s like a gentle wake-up call.” Once, he left a Monstera baking in direct afternoon sun. The leaves looked like they’d survived a BBQ — crispy, crunchy, and definitely not the glow he wanted. Mariusz? He’s the shady type — keeps his Alocasias chilling away from direct sun because “nobody likes a sunburnt diva.” Too little light? Your plant will look tired, stretched, and sad — like it just binge-watched a sad movie. Too much? Brown crispy edges are the warning signs. So, aim for bright but filtered light — it’s like the perfect Instagram filter for your leafy friends. Trust us, your plants will throw you a leafy thank-you party.

2. Watering: The Goldilocks Zone 💧🎯

Water too much and your plant drowns, too little and it’s thirstier than a runner after a marathon. Miki checks the soil like a detective — finger two inches deep, if dry, he waters. If not, he waits. “Patience is a virtue,” he says, “My plants deserve respect, not drowning.” Mariusz once overwatered a philodendron so badly it looked like it was auditioning for a horror movie — root rot central. They both agree: overwatering kills more plants than anything else. Pro tip: water with room-temp water. Cold water shocks roots like a surprise cold plunge — and plants hate surprises. Water until it drains out the bottom, then dump excess. No soggy soil pools allowed — think plant feet hate puddles as much as you hate soggy socks. Yellow leaves? Likely overwatered. Droopy leaves? Probably thirsty. Waterwise, be Goldilocks — not too much, not too little.

3. Humidity: Throw a tropical party! 🎉🌴

Your plants are tropical divas — they love humidity like it’s a spa day. Miki mists his plants every morning like they’re waking up in a rainforest shower. He calls it his “plant meditation moment.” Mariusz clusters plants on pebble trays filled with water, turning his space into a humidity hotspot. One time, Mariusz knocked over a tray, flooding the floor — the plants survived, the floor did not. Pro tip: a humidifier in winter is a game-changer, but if you don’t have one, mist regularly and group plants close. Dry air = crispy leaf edges and sad vibes. Give your plants their tropical cocktail — they’ll glow with gratitude.

4. Temperature: Keep it cozy 🛋️🔥❄️

Plants like it comfy — about 18–25°C (65–77°F). Miki keeps plants away from drafty windows and vents — “Plants don’t do well with mood swings.” He learned this the hard way after moving a rare Alocasia weekly — it went into plant trauma and sulked for months. Mariusz adds: “Cold drafts? Nope. Hot blasts from the heater? Nope.” Sudden temp drops stress your plants like a surprise exam. Keep ‘em cozy, and they’ll reward you with lush leaves and new growth. Think of it as plant hygge.

5. Feed me! 🍽️🌿

Feeding your plants is like feeding a growing kid — they need nutrients, but not a sugar overload. Miki feeds every 3 weeks during growing season, diluted fertilizer only. “Too much fertilizer? It’s like caffeine overload for plants — jittery and unhappy.” Mariusz feeds monthly, watching leaves for signs of hunger or fertilizer burn. Both agree: less is more. In fall and winter, plants slow down and want a break — ease off the food. Use a balanced fertilizer and always follow instructions. Healthy roots + proper food = leafy, happy vibes.

6. Potty breaks: Repotting 101 🪴🚽

Repotting is like upgrading your apartment — your plants need more space to grow and breathe. Miki repots when roots peek out drainage holes — “It’s their way of saying, ‘Move me!’” Mariusz waits until plants look cramped or slow down. “Repotting stresses plants, so timing is key.” Fresh soil is a must — we use peat, perlite, and bark mix. Drainage holes? Absolutely essential. Miki’s motto: “No soggy feet!” Repotting refreshes nutrients and root health — treat it like a spa day. Be gentle with roots, water after, and expect a growth spurt as a thank you.

7. When plants throw shade — troubleshooting drama 🎭😱

Plants can be divas — yellow leaves, brown edges, drooping drama… Miki checks watering first, Mariusz checks lighting. Brown edges? Likely dry air or fertilizer overdose — increase humidity and flush soil. Droopy? Could be thirsty or drowning. Pests? Aphids, spider mites, mealybugs — our secret weapon: soapy water wipes or eco-friendly sprays. No plant is perfect, and that’s okay. Learning their quirks is part of the fun. Stuck? Email us at hello@plantborough.com — we love rescue missions.

Need a hand? We’re here! 🤝💚

No question too weird or small. Miki and Mariusz are on standby, ready to help your jungle thrive. Email us anytime at hello@plantborough.com — your plants’ new best friends. Remember: plants don’t judge — they just grow (and sometimes throw shade).

Let’s leaf together! 🍃